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[Apr. 10th, 2011|07:13 pm] |
A) I don't see the bloody point of a birthday party for a three year old. But that's not an issue, at least she's passed out in a sugarcoma now. B) I think running around with a bunch of little kids has gotten my wife all up in the mood for another kid, she's been all over my bollocks since everyone left.
Not that I'm complaining but I'm only one man, for fuck's sake. |
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[Apr. 8th, 2011|02:14 pm] |
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[Apr. 4th, 2011|02:11 pm] |
The wife cut off her hair. Not that it looks bad but, I don't fucking know, call me old fashioned but short hair on women just rubs me the wrong way. It's not man-short or nothing like that but it's still not what I'm used to.
And the girl-sprogs third birthday is next week. She told me she wants to be made Minister for it, the wife's been talking about politics too much while she's with her during the day I suppose. Though she said something about settling for a toy whale, two year olds aren't exactly articulate, are they?
I guess I have to say I'll be at the trial. Public trial seems like a bad sort of idea, don't know what kind of crazed vigilante sorts will end up there causing problems. Ever think of that? |
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[Mar. 29th, 2011|12:47 pm] |
Now maybe the Ministry has it out for the McTavish's. Naw, I won't go so far. But work bleeding sucks now without Doch around. Can't have fun at the expense at all the weasels and Mudbloods without my old mate. I've been buddying around with Murdoch for a solid 15 years and you sensitive types can blow it out your arse if you think I'll denounce him now that he's in custody. I'm not a bloody lily-livered traitor to my mates. He was my friend.
Glad my kids aren't old enough for Hogwarts yet anyroad. Who knows, by the time they are maybe things will be better. |
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[Mar. 22nd, 2011|08:04 am] |
Hm. I don't know. I kind of like this Minister. I feel like I could get a beer with him. Maybe it's the howling at the moon thing. I have an affinity for that kind of thing, as some of you know. Call me the Werewolf Whisperer.
Also, the girl-sprog has started refusing to go to bed until she tells me about her entire day. I thought that sort of behaviour didn't start until marriage, but clearly it's one of those things that females just do. I get enough of that with my wife, is there anyway to discourage this early?
Plus, they're sending old Tarquin to Azkaban for keeping a Muggle in a teapot. I really didn't know they cared so much about what people do to their pets. Hm. |
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[Mar. 14th, 2011|07:24 pm] |
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Maybe the minister caught some disease from that Muggle slut he was supposedly shagging and it made his brain go all funny, how's that for a thought? More reason not to stick it in Muggles or Mudbloods, if you ask me. |
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[Mar. 8th, 2011|06:59 pm] |
You know, all these people in this bloody office talk about is the news. Oh, good thing about this Mudblood babies and blah blah blah Minister Flint is so great blah blah. Quidditch yap yap yap. I don't give a singular fuck about any of it and I wish they'd go back to gossiping about menopause and who's shagging who in their neighborhood, at least that was fucking hilarious. This is just dull.
I remember when eavesdropping on office gossip was actually worthwhile, bloody hell. If I wanted a rundown of current events I wouldn't Silencio my wife every night, now would I? No. |
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[Jan. 26th, 2011|06:36 pm] |
| Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn. |
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